Com: Legendary Machines: 8:13 he great Turnip, very understated and has many uses! Once, before the were demesticated, it was not unknown for them to jump out of their hiding places and attack people.

There's a newspaper article about an old lady that was set upon by a pack of them and she managed to stun them with her walking stick and get away. She had some bruises on her legs but was otherwise ok.

There is still a few on Dartmoor (Devon, England) living wild, if you were to venture near

The Dewerstone you might be lucky to see the hiding amongst the rocks. 

Com:heavy haulage : Why doesn't anybody ever explain what these machines are doing and how?

Com: pytt: Looks like engineering gone mad! Is there such a shortage of good usable land in US?

Com: dream nachines : I wouldn't hug a mega machine, it might want to hug me back!